April Fool Status Jokes and Quotes

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Never risk your heart to a fool, for if you do you will surely become one..

Dear Friend, I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge,, But more iportantly, i am surprised at my false praise of you!! Happy All Fools Day!!

Long time ago,, only fools used to read my sms, and today …..the history continues… Happy All fools Day…

Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s Not Happening To You. Please Don’t Make others FOOL ON April Fool Day.

“Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA”

If you’re a girl You Can Say You Went To The Doctor And Found Out You’re Pregnant!!!

I am fool i am fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok ok Cool I AGREE You Are FOOL Control Urself April Fool Wishes

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. 🙂

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Yes, it’s true. We’re packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here). We’ll miss everyone so much!

The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing.

OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.

Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook. I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.

I knew all that hard work at the gym would pay off — my size 2 jeans fit again! — (Be prepared to gain some haters with that one.)

Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?”

Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue
Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it

Your the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating,
Useless,
Troubles,
Everywhere…

Love is blind
I agreed that love is blind
Because when I kiss you
My eyes automatically got closed

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Please open this..
after two days on Wednesday.
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I know you can’t wait.
So Congrats.
You are the 1st FOOL of 2015.
Happy April Fool in Advance..

“You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends.

Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

April 1st This is the day upon which we are
reminded of what we are on the
other three hundred and sixty-four.

Definition of FOOL: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.

Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. 🙂

Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day. 😀

A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂

You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..

April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.

You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.

Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.

Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.

Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.

Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.

Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.

You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.