April Fool WhatsApp Status

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere
Happy April Fool Day

Dear Friend, I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge. But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!
Happy All Fools’ day!

I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control yourself.
Happy April Fool!

Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today
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the history continues.
Happy All Fools’ Day!

If today someone compliments you for your:
Nature,
Smartness,
Eloquence,
Intelligence,
Please give a hard slap to that person.
He has no right to fool you on April 1st.

You’re a B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
are you smiling now?
B I T C H

Kindly open this message on the 1st of next month. I know you can’t wait so accept my contract for being the first fool of this year.
Happy All Fools’ Day!

What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool!

Earth may stop rotating;
Birds may stop flying;
Candles may stop melting;
And hearts may stop beating.
But your brain will never start working. ‘April Fool Day’ was meant just for people like you!

April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!

Today is April Fool’s Day.
Believe nothing and trust no one.
Just like any other day.

Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April days / April Fool.

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
– Mark Twain

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
– Horace

Hey friend today is your day. So wishing you happy returns of the day…

April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glasses.

Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.

Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Don’t hurt your shy friends by fooling them. You may lose them.

I am fool, I am a fool, I am the biggest fools, I am the world’s best fool. OK OK Calm Down. I agree that you are the best fool.

Is quitting drinking today…. April Fools!

If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.

Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me twice, shame on me.

Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

Aliens have contacted the Earth, watch the news and see it.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.

Fool me once, shame on you… Fool me twice, shame on me.