Best Easter Facebook status and quotes

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Find and get lots of best Easter Facebook status and quotes by Status3K to celebrate oldest festival of the Christian by celebrating resurrection of Christ between 21 March and 25 April, on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the northern spring equinox. Here Status3K is continuously updating latest Easter Facebook status and quotes.

Best Easter Facebook status and quotes

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy Easter!

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

Wish you Easter full of love happiness and goodness, may this Easter bring a lot of happy moments in your life. Happy Easter day.

How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl? Bite it’s head…if it’s hollow, it’s a boy

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song

I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale.

Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale

God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!

We have the laziest Easter Bunny here…. He didn’t bother cooking or colouring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

Missing you a lot on this Easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy Easter

Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the Easter Bunny?

Here is an Easter time saving tip – don’t waste time colouring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow…

Did anyone else ever wonder why the easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs?

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?

The bible tells us that jesus christ came to do three things. He came To have my past forgiven, You get a purpose for living and a home in heaven!!!

Happy easter! Hope you have a all blessing of this good day.

I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.

If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!

Easter holiday hasn’t even ended yet and I’m already looking forward to summer.

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beginning of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to Everyone!

You know you are getting older when you get a copy of Quicken in your Easter basket

Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbour was at the door with some whiny story about his kid’s missing pet.

You’re not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!

I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.

It is a time to rejoice because our redeemer Jesus Christ is alive again. Am free because of his blood dat was shed for me.

We believe that the history of the world is but the history of His influence and that the center of the whole universe is the cross of Calvary.

The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in. Happy Easter!

Easter is a time to rejoice, be thankful, be assured that all is forgiven so life extends beyond the soil of earth….

The loveliest day comes when you wake up one morning And discover the truth that love colours our world. How lovely to be loved by Jesus. Happy Easter!

For Easter I’m gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!