Christmas Wishes for Facebook and Whatsapp

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New Christmas Wishes Status for Facebook, Whatsapp

Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbour’s yard to cut it down is an art.

My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.

May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.

If Santa doesn’t bring me something good I’m going to pee in his lap like I did when I was eight.

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for half an hour.

I’d like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.

Just a Christmas reminder. Buy your kids a big pack of batteries and attach a card that says “Toys not included”.

Time to go out and pretend I’m putting up Christmas lights I never took down from last year.

Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty all year long, and it was worth it you judgmental fat ba$tard!

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel, Lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small….  Merry Christmas

Bells ring, And songs resonate. Christmas is near, Christmas is coming So let’s be festive mood! Merry Christmas

Before The Church Bells Ring. Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served. Before The Holy Star Appears. Before Networks Get Jammed Let Me Wish You A Merry X’mas..

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours…

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. It’s about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours…

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.

Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP … until you have something someone else needs

Wishing You the Best of What This Christmas Can Bring You, Have A Joyous, Peaceful & Love-Filled Christmas!” “Can I have your Picture, So Santa Claus knows, exactly what to give me, Happy Christmas.

From home to home and heart to heart, from one place to another, the warmth and joy of Christmas, Brings us closer to each other. Merry X-Mas

“So remember while December Brings the only Christmas day, In the year let there be Christmas In the things you do and say.”

Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up… O.o

Who put me on their Christmas list???

“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here…

Wish you happy holidays season with unforgettable Christmas and New Year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions. Merry Christmas.

May the Joy and Peace Of Christmas Be With You All Through The Year Wishing You A Season of Blessings From Heaven Above Happy Christmas