Best Clever Facebook status and Quotes

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Best new and unique Clever quotes for Facebook

Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because I’m too busy writing her first name with my last name.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

Happy on the outside, but simply dyeing on the inside.

I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you… Priceless

You see a person’s true colours when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Hi – I’m the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the centre of your world.

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.