My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.
I don’t have a bucket list but my fu©ket list is a mile long…
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow… Be lazy, Think crazy
Boyfriend message to his Girlfriend: Baby Sorry to Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cards & I have Lost my Queen”!!!!
Before you assume try this crazy method called asking
Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shouted
A crush a day keeps love away.!!
If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.
If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn’t have said out loud.
I’m crazy and i don’t pretend to be anything else.’
My teacher wear sun glasses when she teaches me b’coz I am a bright student
Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.
Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus?
Boys think of girls just like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes. then learn how to do it later…
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch…
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, Gummy Bears Are Chasing ME. ONE IS Red, ONE IS Blue, ONE IS Peeing on MY Shoe. Now I’m Running For My Life Cause The Red One Has A knife!!!
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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