Crazy Whatsapp Status and Quotes

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Crazy Status and Quotes for Whatsapp

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.

Cannot trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend…

Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!

A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

My phone is like my lover. It’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.

Relax We’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!

Beauty is not a competition all women want is to be the best version of themselves…

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Silence is the most powerful scream…

Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

If you have crazy friends, you have everything!!

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Love never dies…only the lover changes.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Press “like” if you are crazy.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you no- one would believe it.

You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic

Best Relationship advice: Make sure you’re the crazy One…

We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

You know you are crazy when the voices in your head start sending you text messages.

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.