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I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
If plan ‘A’ didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! so stay cool.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you’re laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
I look at people sometimes and think…Really? That’s the sperm that won.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out…
I will not delete you or block you. I’m keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that your the one in front.
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
No matter how smart you are. You can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule # 1.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.
The best revenge is massive success.
Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.