People wanna see you doing well but not better than them… remember that!
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. — BOY: Mine <3
I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
Advantages of speaking truth is that you don’t need to think to speak!
ME without you is like: ‘Facebook’ without friends, ‘Google’ with no results and ‘YouTube’ without videos!
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Better late than never, but never late is better.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook & WhatsApp account!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you … Priceless 🙂
LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because I’m too busy writing her first name with my last name.
Design is not how the thing looks, but the way it works.
My attitude is based on how you treat me!
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
Sometimes it’s better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Never trust a person with one only Facebook picture.
There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents…
I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
Every problem has solution. The only difficulty is to find it
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
A real relationship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments , patience, secrets, jealousy and love…
Don’t give up the beginning is always hardest..
Never hate people who are jealous of you but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them…
When wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening…
I always listen to people when they’re angry cause that’s when the truth comes out.