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Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..

Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you.

The whole world is great! That is … until you wake up.

When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

I never make stupid mistakes, only clever ones.

God made coke. God made Pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well, we all make mistakes.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Never forget yesterday, but always live for today… because you never know what tomorrow can bring, or what it can take away…

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be Silly. Be weird. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy 🙂

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother. She gave birth to a legend 😀

Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.

Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.

LEGENDS Don’t Die… I Am A LIVING EXAMPLE!