Funny Crazy Whatsapp Status in English

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Hey there WhatsApp is using me.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful… Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Save water – Drink beer!

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Here my dad comes on WhatsApp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

Good Morning, let the stress begin…

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

Move on…