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When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
God is really creative, I mean…just look at me 😛
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
Google just called… Google said, “Someone is looking for you”.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
There are no winners in life… only survivors.
Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.