Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…
Don’t blame me for your insecurity!
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement
The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.
Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey 🙂
Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
If you liked my profile, Raise up your hands. If not, raise your standard
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
I’m not insulting you… I’m describing you.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?
I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”
It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!
My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.
cried today… i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!
Dear Girls, if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys. Just set your original pic as profile pic. if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.
I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore…
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
How would you like to feel the way you look?
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works…