Awesome Facebook Statuses

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Awesome Facebook Statuses

If someone is really in to you, you don’t have to keep begging them for a text, call or or to spend time, they’ll do it if you’re priority…

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.

I’m Better Than Your ex & Better Than Your Next

Hope for the best but prepare for the worst…

Whenever I have exam the next day I feel attracted to Facebook more than ever!!

Why are you always waiting, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free, less stressed & I refuse to settle for less.”

It’s amazing how much you discover on facebook.

That awesome moment when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend…

Attitude Is Like An Underwear, Don’t Show It. Just Wear It.

You’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

When Some One Hates You for no reason …Give them a reason_! _

Being single because I can’t find anyone who’s amazing than me.

When writing the story of your life, don’t let anyone hold the pen.

The biggest problem in life isn’t the problem itself, but how people act upon it.

Don’t expect to get anything if you’re not willing to work for it

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges…

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

FB generation – whose sense of selfie evolves before their sense of self>>>!!

iTunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

“The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!”

Relation and Medicine both have same work of help n care us during pain… But the difference is that the Relation does not have expiry date………

If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead…

That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favourite song ?

It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s whats killing me.

Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful..

May my enemies live a long life to see my success. ?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t flick your friends out the car window

I am so awesome I should have theme music playing every time I enter a room.

I don’t make typos. I make new words.

I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!

The most important opinion is the one you have of yourself.

Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.