New Clever status and sayings – Status3k

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New Clever status and sayings – Status3k

I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you…

I always listen to people when they’re angry cause that’s when the truth comes out.

Boundaries Are Necessary So That You Can Protect Yourself, Because Once You’re Broken, You’ll Never Be Fully Fixed.

Just because I moved on doesn’t mean I won’t be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.

Stay positive some of your best days haven’t happened yet

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

No one is perfect that is why understanding is so important…

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m sceptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.

Failure is simply and opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently…

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other…

Types something clever to get people to like my status

The fears we don’t face become our limits…

Dear math, I’m tired finding your “X” DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro.!

That awesome moment when you prove an overconfident bastard wrong…!!

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one…

I don’t have time to hate people, who hate me. because i’m too buys in loving people who love me.

Be a good person, But Don’t Try To Prove.

Do not expect this to be easy you have to work for the best things in life…

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

Walking is men best medicine…

Knowledge is having the right answer. intelligence is asking the right question…

When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!

Don’t give up the beginning is always hardest…

I am not failed, because my success is lost.!

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment…

When love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.

I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind.

Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.

People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles…

Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence…

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

Be someone else’s sunshine. Be the reason someone smiles today….

One day someone is going to hug you so tight. That all of your broken pieces will stick back together…

Life is better when you’re laughing…