Unique Fb status, quotes and sayings

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If you want to share your feeling with others on various social sites then give reality to your emotions with the help of these latest and best Facebook status, ideas, quotes, sayings and messages. Get attracted by others with it and win great comments and likes from your friends. We are giving the best Facebook quotes.

Amazing and unique Fb status | Latest quotes, sayings

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

Born to express not to impress B|

It’s cute when your crush’s crush is you.

You can never buy love… but still you have to pay for it.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode 😀

Not always ‘Available’ try your luck!

My ‘last seen at’ was just to check your ‘last seen at’

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :p

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too ?

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!

I may not be perfect, but I’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!

I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me ?

The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine…

My one hand is enough to fight against the world… If you hold the other one.

Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

When inspiration doesn’t come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone ?

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened…

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet ?

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor 😉

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not ?

His story is history, my story is mystery.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

The road to success is always under construction.