X-Mas status and Wish for Whatsapp and Facebook

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X-Mas status and quotes for Whatsapp, Facebook

Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty kids now that global warming is threatening his habitat.

Is going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas…

A Christmas Candle Is a Lovely Thing It Makes No Noise At All But Softly Gives Itself a Way While Quite Unselfish It Grows Small

Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November…

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas!

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for a while and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

In Dec, cops should take off the blue lights and make them green. It’s more festive… Like getting pulled over by Santa.

Christmas, shouldn’t be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone’s angel when they need it the most.

Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Clause… I wanna be 19 again

X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours…

Like Christmas tree is surrounded with gifts, hope you are too surrounded with love and joy. Hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas!!

Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say “I’m calling Santa!”

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know…The birth of Santa

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it…

A Silent Night A Star above A Blessed Gift of Hope and Love A Blessed Christmas to You

Dear Santa, all i want is true love this Christmas.

May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

I’m the reason Santa even has a naughty list

Dear Santa, I was framed.

We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas…

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas…

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

Dear Santa I’ve been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh…F*ck it, I’ll buy my own sh#t.

Merry Christmas to all the wonderful friends on Facebook! May you always keep sharing and spreading joy and happiness!

I wish U Lovely X-mas , I wish U Favorable ” I wish U Enjoyable ” U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.

I don’t know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. It’s about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

All I want for Christmas is to have everyone in my life be healthy, feel loved.

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and don’t Drink and Drive.