People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy…
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful… Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
I have a problem. My problem is love and ……… My solution is you.
I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet…
I love this crazy tragic sometimes almost magic awful beautiful life!!
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it’s called putting shit aside and being strong.
I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
I don’t necessarily call it “crazy” i call it happiness with benefits”
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…
Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed maybe they’re supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with
It is because of you, my angel, that I now understand all of those quotes about love.
Walk with me through life…and I’ll have everything I’ll need for the journey.
Best line said by a guy to a Girl: The day i will go on knees for another girl … is the day i will tie a shoe lace for our daughter…
Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs
I wanna be the girl HE’S scared to lose the one where he can’t walk away, the one who can’t fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears, the one he can’t live without
If you love something let it go, if it comes back its yours, if it doesn’t it was never yours
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved; and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it
I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time…
Being stupid is its own reward.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them!!
We are shaped and fashioned by how we love