Best Very Funny Minions Quotes

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Best Very Funny Minions Quotes

You cannot convince people to love you.

This is an absolute rule.

No one will ever give you love because you want him or her to give it.

Real love moves freely in both directions.

Don’t waste your time on anything else.

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

I make time for people who make time for me…

Most women are afraid of clowns but somehow still end up dating one!

LADIES, if your boyfriend is shorter than 5’5′, he’s not your man… he is your minion.

Love is… being stupid together.

Best friends they are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Making secret nicknames for people you don’t like, with your best friend.

Looking at your best friend and Saying, “I’|| do it if you do it”

Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed.

“Did you just fall?” Noo. I attacked the floor.

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap…

I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.

You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.

A good mood is like a balloon One little prick is all it takes to ruin It.!

Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it needs a Who the hell are you? button!

Alright who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?

You can’t always control who walks into your life. but you can control which window you throw them out of.

At Night I can’t sleep. In the Morning I can’t wake up.

I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

Most women are afraid of clowns but still end up dating one!

Cal me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun. Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me!

I make time for people who make time for me.

Yes, I Dance in my car. Yes, I see you starting at me. No, I don’t care.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

First person to complain it’s too hot this summer gets punched.

Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally I think if you can hear them whining you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow.!

I am sweet, loveable, kind, shy and Innocent… Oh, for heaven’s sake, stop laughing.!

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Talking to your best friend Is sometimes all the therapy you need.

I wish to donate Fat like yiyu can donate blood.

Instad Of Cleaning House i just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great.!!

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

I don’t care If you’re black, white, short, tall, skinny, rich or poor. If you Respect me, I’ll respect you.