Best Naughty Facebook Status

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Best Naughty Facebook Status

Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable…

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Nice legs…what time do they open?

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS…

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy…

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted…

My name is (Devil)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Finally, 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

So if you don’t like to see me smoking, then you better find another ways to keep my lips busy.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain….

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

A man that respects a woman deserves at least ONE

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

Love is blind b very kind when I KISS U please do not mind

Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine