Latest Clever Whatsapp status and quotes

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Latest Clever quotes for Facebook and Whatsapp

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine…

Kill tension before tension kills you reach your goal before goal kicks you. live life before life leaves you….

My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!

If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Things in motion sooner catch the eye…

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If being hot is a crime…. ARREST ME.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?

Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.

I am a slow walker but i never walk backwards…

Goodbye Past. You Made Me Cry, Made Me Laugh But It’s Time To Move On.

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination.

Sometimes me think what is friend? and then me say, friend is someone to share the last cookie with

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear!!!!

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?

A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again…

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I don’t care if you talk about me behind my back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth

Every guy always asks me: what does he have that i don’t? && i reply: [My Heart]

I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

Do IT NOW. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.

When it’s time to let go, don’t doubt or hesitate, Good Bye to good is hello to Great!!!

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how it’s played.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep…

Let’s learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.

Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.