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If being #Hot is a #Crime = ARREST ME!
I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.
Choices, chances. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Hi – I’m the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status.
You will win when you will not be afraid to admit your failures.
No one is perfect understanding is important!
My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
Do It Now. Sometimes Later Becomes Never.
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again.
Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.
We should love, not fall in love… because everything that falls, gets broken…
I am ‘SINGLE’ Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME…
If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong…
I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study!
When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I’m trying to say to you…
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
My first name and your last name, together make sound great!
Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
Behind every clever girl is a guy with a beard and glasses.
If you walk away and nobody calls you back – you walk in the right direction…
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to Dance in the Rain…
The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
God made every person different, he got tired! when time he got to china…
The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do…
People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
My Girl = My Life … Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth
When I close my eyes, I see you … when I open my eyes, I miss you.
I Am Not link to myself ‘Special’ I think I am ‘Limited’ Edition!
Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!