Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status

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I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money 🙂

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.

I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.

Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available! Please disturb me!

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Not always “Available” Try your Luck…

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status 😀

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation